Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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