I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves