Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
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You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
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the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?