it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
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bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
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He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
pray to the hookup gods
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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