I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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