So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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