You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
Randomize