Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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