he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
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Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
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It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
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