last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
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I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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