she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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