Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
porn star boner night. come get it.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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