Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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