Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
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is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
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Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
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