How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
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It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
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How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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