she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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