I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Randomize
