gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
zippers are such a cool invention
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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