If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
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WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
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My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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