no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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