he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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