I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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