fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
