I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
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