I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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