Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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