ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
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Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
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You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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