They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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