why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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