Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
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can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
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GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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