I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
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I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
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He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I just had sex on a roof
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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