This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
It's Friday. Sex?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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