This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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