So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
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Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
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Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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