Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
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