Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
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Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
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I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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