I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I am mentally ready for anal.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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