He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
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