Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
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Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
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There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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