How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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