69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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