Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
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I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
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As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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