love makes seman taste better
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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