i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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