Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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