dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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