Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
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Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
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winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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