Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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