I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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