what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Randomize
