You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
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