you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
id be glad to
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
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