Yo dont text me then not text me
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
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she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
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i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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