I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
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We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
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I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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