the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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